Am I asleep? In a trance? No, a sneeze is not far away!	Something is crawling in my ear! Can you hear me mother?	Me looking forlorn and desperate! The web can be slow even at midnite!
YAWN - the end of a long day! I am tired and the land of nod beckons!	A friend of mine - Jolyon laughing at something funny!	Jolyon has not cricked his neck! He is concentrating at the screen!
Just a picture of the back garden!	The Martyn's Mix Weather Station! 5.1°C here but -2°C forecast tonight!	But not as cold as -6.8°C observed earlier in the Winter as the memory shows - rare for Bristol! Brrrr!
Wot's on telly? Ooh look, it's Sue Barker on BBC1 - "A Question Of Sport"!	I am vigorously rubbing a big ball ! A bowling ball that is !	A picture of daddykins hard at work cutting the grass and raking up!
A boring shot of my PC's screen.	A sunny day view of the back garden.	An even sunnier view! High temperature today is 27.4°C
Here I am stuffing my fat face again!	A moment of relaxation and reading.	A view of my Christmas lights adorning my computer area.
Another view of Christmas lights.	Yet more Christmas lights - ok, that's enough I think!